220+ Funny Status & Quotes For Funniest People

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Funny Status

• I have two legs. How many yours?
• Laziness is my middle name.
• Etc= End of Thinking Capacity.
• Whatsapp status is loading.....
• Waiting for Wi-Fi Network.....
• Someone please recharged my number.
• 24 Hours Online!
• My GF will look beautiful in Passport.
• Always respects your self!
• OMG! My hand has five fingers.
• Dogs have master but Cats have staff.
• Only Marriage is the major cause of divorce.
• If you are a player then I am the referee.
• Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you.
• You can disturb me�. I�m available. grin emoticon.
• Scratch here to reveal this status.
• (-_-) x 1.4 Billion people = China.
• My study time 20 minutes, But break time 2 hours.
• My lifestyle:- Wake up-eat-sleep-repeat.
• Please help me, My bolster is raping me.
• I am vegetarian but eating fish.
• Never give up on your dreams, keep sleeping.
• I am single, ready to Mingle.
• I am not useless but I am a member.

Comedy Status

• I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
• The brain is Work More When You can use.....
• The brain is Intelligent! Why not have Everyone...
• 70% boy Have GF other Have Brain!
• Alcohol will give you different types of power!.
• Why beautiful girls don't have brains.
• I'm not shrewd. I simply wear glasses.👓
• Simply one more papercut survivor.
• I'll never try to fit in. I was born to STAND Out.
• Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
• TODAY has been canceled. Go back to BED.
• Read books instead of reading my status!
• FACEBOOK-There is only faces no book available.
• Read books instead of reading my status!
• Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
• Nothing is illegal until you get caught.
• We love Facebook but we hate the face of a book.
• Today’s Joke! A Girl said ... TRUST ME!
• Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
• I have no idea what to put in the caption.
• I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.
• May your coffee be strong and your Sunday is short.
• People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
• We live in an era of smartphones and stupid people.

Royal Comedy Status

• First, they laugh. Then they copy.
• I liked memes before they were on Instagram.
• I’m not a stalker. I am an unpaid private investigator.
• I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
• I’m not 40, I’m eighteen with 22 years experience...
• It’s been 70+ years, Tom. You’re never going to eat Jerry...
• Insert coin to view my status message.
• I'm a math teacher. One plus two equals me and you...
• If you can’t find the key to success, pick the lock.
• If vegetarians eat only vegetables, what about humanitarians?
• If money grew on trees – girls wouldn’t mind dating monkeys.
• If life gives you questions, Google gives you answers.
• If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.
• If life gives you lemons, squirt your enemy’s eye.
• Warning! I know karate and some bad language.
• Please give me the wifi password to upload the status.
• Your eye is the only part you can not wash with soap.
• You`re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.
• You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
• You don't realize how many clothes you have until you wash them.
• Why do you talk so fast?” “Why do you listen so slow?”
• Why can’t shampoo and conditioner run out at the same time?
• OMG! You have won the 1million dollar😅😅.
• Of course, I'm not perfect; there's a crack in my a*s!

Funny WhatsApp Status

• Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it.
• I did a few researchers to get that information.
• If God made everything, then God must be Chinese?
• A real girl isn't perfect and a perfect girl isn't real.
• I hate fake people. You know what I'm talking about.
• If you can't do anything about it, laugh like hell.
• One Of The Best Quote Always has a BACKUP  BEFORE BREAKUP!
• Dear Parents, if we are too old for Christmas clothes at least buy us beers.
• If you think money can't buy happiness, transfer to my account.
• 95% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 95% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
• Admit it, you listen to other strangers' conversations and mentally give your opinion.
• In high school, I barely made the rodeo team. But I wasn't good enough to start, so I just rode the bench.
• Girls use photoshop to look beautiful. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
• You can never buy Love... But still, you have to pay for it...
• I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
• Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.
• Happiness is when 'Last seen at' changes to 'Online' and then to 'Typing...'
• Second chances are for losers...either we do it in the first place or live it for others.
• Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
• Insult and wife are somewhat similar...They always look good...If it is not yours!!!! 
• I want my Girlfriend like Google She will understand me better.
• Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.
• People that Change Love status after 30 Sec... GF is the Reason.
• Yesterday, I changed my WiFi 📶password to "Hackitifyoucan"; today, someone changed it to.

New Comedy Status

• Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.
• So, you're on Instagram?📱 You must be an amazing photographer.📸
• I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
• I hope when I get married we're the fun couple that hosts all the parties and that our house is the kick it spots for our kid's friends.
• If the third world war is started, I'm hiding in your house.
• Marriage is a workshop... where the husband works & wife shops...
• I believe it's unusual if a young👩 lady doesn't have Instagram nowadays.
• I only need 3 things in life: Food 🍜, Wifi 🌐, Sleep 😪.
• I'm multitasking. I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
• Onions make me sad. A lot of people don't realize that.
• Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
• What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram.
• Life isn’t perfect... But my Hair is! selfie addict💇
• I think you are lacking Vitamin me!👉👦
• My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.
• Do you know that common sense is not so common?
• I believe it's unusual if a young👩 lady doesn't have Instagram nowadays.
• When your GF blocks u on facebook…… Its called an electronic divorce.
• When you really want to slap someone, do it and say “mosquito.”
• When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
• There’s like 7 billion people in this world and no one wants to date me. I hate this world....huh
• There are only two kinds of people in this world: Doctors and Patients.
• The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is “Salary is Credited.” 
• Taking revenge is wrong… very very wrong...But very very fun...

Sad Funny Status

• Only fools fall in love and I guess I’m one of them.
• Someone on his status "Sleeping" ... for 3 Days! He's Probably dead.
• Okay mom…you know I love you…but I can’t accept your friend request on Facebook.
• My life, My choices, My mistakes, My lessons, Not your business.
• Money doesn`t bring happiness, but shopping does.
• Milk does the body good but DAMN how much did you drink?
• I know beer is good for health...But my parents don't.
• Man are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes.
• Women are like Indian local train, come after an era...
• Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
• Love is 1 drink and 2 straws. Marriage is “Don’t you think you’ve had enough!”.
• Job interview: Please tell us why you’d love to work for us? ME: I need the money and a holiday.
• If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects then how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects.
• I speak three languages, Body and English, and Money.
• I need 4 months vacation, three times in a year.
• I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.
• I don’t have issues, I have demands and they are the ones with issues...
• I don’t always lose my phone but when I do it always on silent.
• I am a star, so when you see me, make a wish.
• Geography Teacher says 7 Billion people in this world. Student says: You've counted seven billion people are in this world...
• A Bangladeshi goes to a Chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of the menu: Bring this. Waiter: Oh! you can't get it because he is the owner of the restaurant.
• Love is possible after friendship but friendship is not possible after love because medicines work before death later nothing can be cured....!!!
• If your weight is 100kg on earth then you will gain 10kg on the moon, So don't waste your time go to the moon and live on the moon.
• Sir entered in the classroom, First Bencher:-Good Morning Sir, Last Bencher:-Laughing.

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