220+ [Best] Funny Status & Quotes [ 2020 ] For Funniest People

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  • One Of The Best Quote Always has a BACKUP  BEFORE BREAKUP!

  • Dear Parents, if we are too old for Christmas clothes at least buy us beers.

    • If you think money can't buy happiness, transfer to my account.

      •  (-_-) x 1.4 Billion people = China.

        •  95% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 95% of men in pink shirts don't like women.

          • Admit it, you listen to other strangers' conversations and mentally give your opinion.

            • I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.

              • May your coffee be strong and your Sunday is short.

                • People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

                  • We live in an era of smartphones and stupid people.

                    • Of course, I'm not perfect; there's a crack in my ass!

                      • Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it.

                        • I did a few researchers to get that information.

                          • If God made everything, then God must be Chinese?

                            • Dogs have master but Cats have staff.

                              • A real girl isn't perfect and a perfect girl isn't real.

                                • I hate fake people. You know what I'm talking about.

                                  • If you can't do anything about it, laugh like hell.

                                    • In high school, I barely made the rodeo team. But I wasn't good enough to start, so I just rode the bench.

                                      • Girls use photoshop to look beautiful. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.

                                        • You can never buy Love... But still, you have to pay for it...

                                          • I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

                                            • Whatsapp status is loading.....

                                              • Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.


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                                                • Happiness is when 'Last seen at' changes to 'Online' and then to 'Typing...'

                                                  • Waiting for Wi-Fi Network.....

                                                    • Someone please recharged my number.

                                                      • Second chances are for losers….either we do it in the first place or live it for others.

                                                        • Etc= End of Thinking Capacity.

                                                          • Only Marriage is the major cause of divorce.

                                                            • If you are a player then I am the referee.

                                                              • Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you.

                                                                • You can disturb me�. I�m available. grin emoticon.

                                                                  • Scratch here to reveal this status.

                                                                    • Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.

                                                                      • Insult and wife are somewhat similar...They always look good...If it is not yours!!!!

                                                                        • I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

                                                                          • I want my Girlfriend like Google She will understand me better.

                                                                            • 24 Hours Online!

                                                                              • My GF will look beautiful in Passport.

                                                                                • Always respects your self!

                                                                                  • Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.

                                                                                    • People that Change Love status after 30 Sec... GF is the Reason.

                                                                                      • The brain is Work More When You can use.....

                                                                                        • The brain is Intelligent! Why not have Everyone...

                                                                                          • 70% boy Have GF other Have Brain!

                                                                                            • Alcohol will give you different types of power!.

                                                                                              • Why beautiful girls don't have brains.

                                                                                                • I'll never try to fit in. I was born to STAND Out.

                                                                                                  • Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.



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                                                                                                    • Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

                                                                                                      • I have no idea what to put in the caption. 

                                                                                                        • OMG! My hand has five fingers.

                                                                                                          • Yesterday, I changed my WiFi 📶password to "Hackitifyoucan"; today, someone changed it to.

                                                                                                            • Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.

                                                                                                              • I'm not shrewd. I simply wear glasses.👓

                                                                                                                • So, you're on Instagram?📱 You must be an amazing photographer.📸

                                                                                                                  • I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

                                                                                                                    • I hope when I get married we're the fun couple that hosts all the parties and that our house is the kick it spots for our kid's friends.

                                                                                                                      • Simply one more papercut survivor.

                                                                                                                        • If the third world war is started, I'm hiding in your house.

                                                                                                                          • Marriage is a workshop... where the husband works & wife shops...

                                                                                                                            • I believe it's unusual if a young👩 lady doesn't have Instagram nowadays.

                                                                                                                              • I only need 3 things in life: Food 🍜, Wifi 🌐, Sleep 😪.

                                                                                                                                • I'm multitasking. I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

                                                                                                                                  • Onions make me sad. A lot of people don't realize that.

                                                                                                                                    • Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.

                                                                                                                                      • What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram.

                                                                                                                                        • Life isn’t perfect... But my Hair is! selfie addict💇

                                                                                                                                          • I think you are lacking Vitamin me!👉👦

                                                                                                                                            • My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.

                                                                                                                                              • Do you know that common sense is not so common?

                                                                                                                                                • I believe it's unusual if a young👩 lady doesn't have Instagram nowadays.

                                                                                                                                                  • First, they laugh. Then they copy.

                                                                                                                                                    • I liked memes before they were on Instagram.

                                                                                                                                                      • Your eye is the only part you can not wash with soap.

                                                                                                                                                        • You`re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.

                                                                                                                                                          • You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

                                                                                                                                                            • You don't realize how many clothes you have until you wash them.

                                                                                                                                                              • Why do you talk so fast?” “Why do you listen so slow?”

                                                                                                                                                                • Why can’t shampoo and conditioner run out at the same time?

                                                                                                                                                                  • OMG! You have won the 1million dollar😅😅.

                                                                                                                                                                    • When your GF blocks u on facebook…… Its called an electronic divorce.

                                                                                                                                                                      • When you really want to slap someone, do it and say “mosquito.”

                                                                                                                                                                        • When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

                                                                                                                                                                          • We love Facebook but we hate the face of a book.

                                                                                                                                                                            • Today’s Joke! A Girl said …….. TRUST ME!

                                                                                                                                                                              • There’s like 7 billion people in this world and no one wants to date me. I hate this world....huh

                                                                                                                                                                                • There are only two kinds of people in this world: Doctors and Patients.

                                                                                                                                                                                  • The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is “Salary is Credited” 

                                                                                                                                                                                    • Taking revenge is wrong… very very wrong...But very very fun...

                                                                                                                                                                                      • TODAY has been canceled. Go back to BED.

                                                                                                                                                                                        • Someone on his status "Sleeping" ... for 3 Days! He's Probably dead.

                                                                                                                                                                                          • Read books instead of reading my status!

                                                                                                                                                                                            • FACEBOOK-There is only faces no book available.

                                                                                                                                                                                              • Read books instead of reading my status!

                                                                                                                                                                                                • Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Only fools fall in love and I guess I’m one of them.

                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Okay mom…you know I love you…but I can’t accept your friend request on Facebook.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Nothing is illegal until you get caught.

                                                                                                                                                                                                        • My life, My choices, My mistakes, My lessons, Not your business.

                                                                                                                                                                                                          • Money doesn`t bring happiness, but shopping does.

                                                                                                                                                                                                            • I have two legs. How many yours?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                              • Milk does the body good but DAMN how much did you drink?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                • I know beer is good for health...But my parents don't.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Man are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Women are like Indian local train, come after an era...

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Love is 1 drink and 2 straws. Marriage is “Don’t you think you’ve had enough!”.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • Laziness is my middle name.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • Job interview: Please tell us why you’d love to work for us? ME: I need the money and a holiday.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • I’m not a stalker. I am an unpaid private investigator.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                • I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  • I’m not 40, I’m eighteen with 22 years experience…

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • It’s been 70+ years, Tom. You’re never going to eat Jerry...

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Insert coin to view my status message.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • I'm a math teacher. One plus two equals me and you...

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • If you can’t find the key to success, pick the lock.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • If vegetarians eat only vegetables, what about humanitarians?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • If money grew on trees – girls wouldn’t mind dating monkeys.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                • If life gives you questions, Google gives you answers.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  • If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • If life gives you lemons, squirt your enemy’s eye.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects then how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • I speak three languages, Body and English, and Money.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • I need 4 months vacation, three times in a year.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • I don’t have issues, I have demands and they are the ones with issues...

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                • I don’t always lose my phone but when I do it always on silent.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  • I am a star, so when you see me, make a wish

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Geography Teacher says 7 Billion people in this world. 
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Student says: You've counted seven billion people are in this world...
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • A Bangladeshi goes to a Chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of the menu: Bring this. Waiter: Oh! you can't get it because he is the owner of the restaurant.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Love is possible after friendship but friendship is not possible after love because medicines work before death later nothing can be cured....!!!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • My study time 20 minutes, But break time 2 hours.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • My lifestyle:- Wake up-eat-sleep-repeat.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • If your weight is 100kg on earth then you will gain 10kg on the moon, So don't waste your time go to the moon and live on the moon.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                • Please help me, My bolster is raping me.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  • I am vegetarian but eating fish.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Sir entered in the classroom, First Bencher:-Good Morning Sir, Last Bencher:-Laughing.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Never give up on your dreams, keep sleeping.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • I am single, ready to Mingle.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • Warning! I know karate and some bad language.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • Please give me the wifi password to upload the status.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • I am not useless but I am a member.

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