[High Class] Insult Status, Saying & Quotes [ 2020 ] For The One You Want To Insult

Insult Status And Quotes:- At first thanks for visiting our website. Insult is the best to hurt someone. Today we are talking about how to insult someone through your social media app. We all know that social media is a platform that is using by billions of people in a day in this world. Everyone tries to update their Status to connect with their contact list. Social media is the best platform, where you can show off your mood, your love story, your happiness, your sadness, and also your Insults to someone and other things also. Sometimes a lot of people want to Insult Status and Quotes,  to show off their insults to someone trough their social media accounts. Because of this, today we are sharing the best and latest collections of Insult Status and Quotes for your Facebook, Whats app, and Instagram. If you want this, please connect us. It also helps you to show off your insults to someone through your Facebook, Whats app, and Instagram. I hope, you will like this article and choose your best one for your social media apps. No more wasting time. So, let's start.


Best Short Insult Status For FB And Whats App


  • Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.

  • Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.

  • You’re So Much Smarter When You Don’t Speak.

  • My Ex-Boyfriend Just Tried To Boil Eggs And It Was The Biggest Fail Ever.

  • Your lips are moving, but all I hear is nothing.

  • Men Or Shoes? I Choose Shoes. They Last Longer.

  • What may seem like a joke to you can actually be somewhat of an insult to other people.

  • A lot of people say that I have no taste in guys, but hey I think I might actually like you.

  • Bitch Please! You Are So Fake, Even China Denied They Made You!

  • I don’t want to be alone. But with you, I’d rather be.

  • Stop with the compliments that mess up your mind, it just is not worth your lovely time.

  • I’m Not Insulting You. I’m Describing You.

  • Act your age, not your shoe size.

  • It's better to alone than to be with losers...

  • Do U Practice Being This Ugly?

  • Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.

  • Boys Always Smell So Bad!

  • I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.

  • You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're an asshole.

Also, Read 




Insult Status And Quotes

  • I Love My Girl, But Sometimes I Wonder What She’s Thinking.

  • Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

  • Intelligence is key and you are locked out.

  • I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits... With Someone Who Is Unarmed.

  • People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.

  • Envy me, rate me, bottom line, you are not me.

  • I don’t insult people, I just compliment them negatively.

  • At the very least, I can say that I am original and that is the truth behind all of that.

  • Boy: Does He Make You Laugh Like I Did? Girl: He Doesn’t Make Me Cry Like You Did.

  • Silly Me, Expecting Too Much From People Again.

  • If my animals don’t like you, I don’t like you.

  • That awkward moment when you insult someone in a status without using their name and they’re so clueless they like it.

  • Jealousy is a disease...get well soon!

  • Life is great, you should get one.

  • I’m Sorry I Hurt Your Feelings When I Called You Stupid. I Really Thought You Already knew.

  • Don’t Give Cherries To Pigs Or Advice To Fools.

  • No need for insults, your face says it all.

  • You are literally too stupid to insult!

  • I think that you should have a license for having a face that is so ugly it attracts ugliness.

  • You’re so much smarter when you don’t speak!

  • Every Fool Finds A Greater One To Admire Them.

  • Don’t give cherries to pigs or advice to fools.

Need To Check Out



Insult Status And Quotes

Insult Text Message For FB And Whatsapp


  • If the currency of the world was brains, you would be on the rock bottom of the chain today.

  • Girls like new shoes more than anything because it fits them even if they are heavy.

  • Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.

  • Calling you ugly would be an insult to the ugly people.

  • Jealousy is a disease, get well soon.

  • I cannot believe that I am actually friends with a loser like yourself, how could I?

  • I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

  • Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.

  • Don’t Think, It May Sprain Your Brain!

  • Do not take any insult thrown at you seriously because it will only make you unhappy.

  • Where did you come from, awwww did someone leave your cage open?

  • Your intelligence is my common sense.

  • I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.

  • You are so annoying; I hate the way your voice sounds like screeching tires on traffic.

  • If I offend you in any way, please let me know so I can do it again!

  • I Like You. People Say I’ve No Taste, But I Like You.

  • Your age doesn’t lie. Neither does that face.

  • You loved me but never tried to understand me.

  • Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.

  • I Don’t Insult People. I Just Describe Them.

  • You know, my memory is so good I never forget anything but I would love to forget yours.

  • Don’t sneeze, your brain is so small, it might slip out.

  • F*CK YOU!!! Yeah, you! No not you, no, no, you! You with the stupid, surprised look on your face. Yes, you! Nobody else, just you!

  • Your head is so big, you don’t have dreams you have movies.

  • Why Are Boyfriends So Gross?

  • If You Are Shameless, You Would Do As You Wish.

  • Whatever you are, be a good one.

  • I don’t hate you… I just don’t appreciate your existence.

  • Your head is so big, you don’t have dreams you have movies. You’re so ugly you have to sneak up on a glass of water just to see your reflection.

  • Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.

  • Life is great, you should get one.

  • You are literally too stupid to insult.

  • Tell me...Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

  • Stop talking about things on your status and just freaking say it to me if you have the guts.

  • Go be stupid somewhere else.

  • I think it is nice to see someone like you in a new environment, in a place you do not belong.

  • Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

  • Go and sell ur EGO at OLX n u’ll realize that it's not even worth a PENNY.

  • Act your age, not your shoe size.

Check Out Please


                                                                            Insult Status And Quotes

                                                                            Best Insult Quotes For Whats App & FB


                                                                            • “I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.”― George Bernard Shaw

                                                                            • “While there's no 'I' in the team, there's also no 'you', okay? So back off.”― Craig Kilborn

                                                                            • “Scott calls Bois-Guilbert 'an unprincipled voluptuary,' which is hard to improve on.”― Richard Armour

                                                                            • “In order for you to insult me, I would first have to value your opinion.”― Nitya Prakash

                                                                            • “Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot.”― Groucho Marx

                                                                            • “Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.”― Albert Einstein

                                                                            • “When people complain of your complexity, they fail to remember that they made fun of your simplicity.”― Michael Bassey Johnson

                                                                            • “It is a tremendous strength to be able to digest an insult.”― Dada Bhagwan

                                                                            • “That man has missed something who has never left a brothel at sunrise feeling like throwing himself into the river out of pure disgust.”― Gustave Flaubert

                                                                            • “You are as innocent as a new-fallen snow...on the highway.”― Steve Ulrich, to Jen Gray

                                                                            • “I'll be supposed upon a book, his face is the worst thing about him.”― William Shakespeare

                                                                            • “Tell me, doctor, " said the patient, "when I stand on my head, the blood rushes to it. Why doesn't it rush to my feet now? "That's because your feet aren't empty,”― Said the doctor. Sam Ewing

                                                                            • “Has it ever occurred to you that there might be a difference between having an open mind and having holes in one's head?”― Richard Schultz, on soc.culture.jewish

                                                                            • “You," Madeline said, her voice hollow and wheezing, "are like a bad case of herpes, wizard. You're inconvenient, embarrassing, no real threat, and you simply will not go away.”― Jim Butcher,

                                                                            • “It's always easier to quote something that someone else said than have the courage to say something original.”― Virginia Frans

                                                                            • “Did anybody tell you that you're a few french fries short of a Happy Meal?”― Susan Elizabeth Phillips

                                                                            • “If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you.”― Bruce Lee

                                                                            • “It is an insult to live in the fear of darkness.”― Sunday Adelaja

                                                                            • “Drawing on my fine command of the language, I said nothing.”― Mark Twain

                                                                            • “Journeyman stared at Grimm as though Grimm had just suggested that the engineer should prostitute his mother to pirates.”― Jim Butcher

                                                                            • “A real man can tell another man to keep an open mind, just after he shot him between the eyes.”― Virtual Assassin

                                                                            • “Mr. Attlee is a modest man with much to be modest about.”― Winston Churchill

                                                                            • “You see, it's essential that one of us stays awake during the flight [ballon]. So, rather than using the comfortable Virgin seats which we used to cross the Atlantic, we've asked British Airways for two of theirs.”― Richard Branson

                                                                            • “Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.”― Dennis Wholey

                                                                            • “The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.”― John Kenneth Galbraith

                                                                            • “I was asked to memorize what I did not understand; and, my memory being so good, it refused to be insulted in that manner.”― Aleister Crowley

                                                                            • “Shaw writes plays for the ages, the ages between five and twelve.”― George Jean Nathan on George Bernard Shaw

                                                                            • “Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.”― Johnny Carson

                                                                            • If this is tea, please bring me some coffee... but if this is coffee, please bring me some tea.”― Abraham Lincoln

                                                                            • “Some think I wink at them when I shut my eyes to avoid their sight.” Kahlil Gibran

                                                                            • “I don't know anything about this man. Anyhow, I only know two things about him. One is, he has never been in jail, and the other is, I don't know why.”― Mark Twain

                                                                            • “I am fairly unrepentant about her poetry. I really think that three-quarters of it are gibberish. However, I must crush down these thoughts, otherwise, the dove of peace will shit on me. Noel Coward, on.”― Edith Sitwell

                                                                            Popular Post



                                                                            • “Your insult by the ungodliness and injustice in the land is a force.”― Sunday Adelaja

                                                                            • “Hurt, he'll never be hurt--he's made to hurt other people.”― George Eliot

                                                                            • “From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.”― Groucho Marx

                                                                            • “When insulted by injustice, face it, stand up against it and demand your right and justice.”― Sunday Adelaja

                                                                            • “Some people cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.”― Oscar Wilde

                                                                            • “She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.”― Mae West

                                                                            • “The magnanimity and sensibility of a lady who faints when she sees a calf being killed, she is so kind-hearted that she can't look at the blood, but enjoys serving the calf up with sauce.”― Leo Tolstoy

                                                                            • “How can I be expected to love someone who tries such crude manipulations as bringing me breakfast in bed?”― Matt Groening

                                                                            • “I'd sneer and tell him he's got the cerebral finesse of an amoeba and delight in his squint of confusion.”― Craig Silvey

                                                                            • “In order for you to insult me, I would first have to value your opinion.”― Nitya Prakash

                                                                            • “The only reason so many people attended his funeral was they wanted to make sure he was dead.”― Samuel Goldwyn on Louis B. Mayer's funeral

                                                                            • “I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.”― Groucho Marx

                                                                            • “I've got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.”― Groucho Marx

                                                                            • “By giving us the opinion of the uneducated, it [modern journalism] keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.”― Oscar Wilde

                                                                            • “Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them, the rest of us could not succeed...”― Mark Twain

                                                                            • “When you're away, I'm restless, lonely, Wretched, bored, dejected; only here's the rub, my darling dear, I feel the same when you're near.”― Samuel Hoffenstein

                                                                            • “Women are more balanced than men. Where the most brilliant minds have so far had mostly belonged to men, no women have ever been as stupid as a man can be.”― John Smith

                                                                            • “I could dance with you until the cows come home... on second thoughts, I'll dance with the cows and you go home.”― Groucho Marx

                                                                            • “I have never considered truth to be an insult; it is simply the truth.”― Cindy Anstey

                                                                            • “What white woman, however lonely, was ever captive or insulted by me? Yet they say I am a bad Indian.”― Sitting Bull

                                                                            • “Many come to bring their clothes to church rather than themselves.”― Thomas Fuller

                                                                            • “Hating something is too much work to do. What you want to do is ignore something. It is more effective.”― Sridhar Ramaswamy

                                                                            • “He has the vocal modulation of a railway-station announcer, the expressive power of a fence-post and the charisma of a week-old head of lettuce.”― Fintan O'Toole

                                                                            • “Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.”― Flannery O'Connor

                                                                            • “The afflicted are basically the majority or only set of people who are insulted by injustice in society today.”― Sunday Adelaja

                                                                            You May Like




                                                                            • “Some people will insult your intelligence by suddenly being nice or nicer to you once you make it... or they think you have.”― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

                                                                            • “The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.”― George Bernard Shaw

                                                                            • “The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.” William Clayton

                                                                            • “You wouldn't be intelligent enough to understand anything that I would be stupid enough to tell you anyway.”― Bill Merrill

                                                                            • “No matter how valuable you are and your ideas, fools will certainly play both of you down, so exclude yourselves from the inflammatory environs of fools.”― Michael Bassey Johnson

                                                                            • “You know why you hate me so much, Jeffery? Because I look the way you feel.”― Joe Pesci (Simon B. Wilder)

                                                                            • “I sometimes think of what future historians will say of us. A single sentence will suffice for modern man: he fornicated and read the papers.”― Albert Camus

                                                                            • “Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.”― Oscar Wilde

                                                                            • “He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.”― Groucho Marx

                                                                            • “Am reserving two tickets for you for my premiere. Come and bring a friend - if you have one.”― George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

                                                                            • “From the beginning, it has been a no-no for a black man to touch a white woman.”― Nina Simone

                                                                            • “The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.”― George Bernard Shaw

                                                                            • “The nature of men and women - their essential nature - is so vile and despicable that if you were to portray a person as he really is, no one would believe you.”― W. Somerset Maugham

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Final Words

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    So Guys, Here we provide the best and new collections of Insult Status and Quotes for your Facebook, Whats app, and Instagram also. I hope, you liked this article and choose your best Status or Quotes for your social media platform. It also helps you to show off your insults to someone through your Facebook, Whats app, and Instagram. If you have any special message about Insult Status and Quotes, please comment below, we shall attach your comment with our huge collections. If you liked this article, please share it with your friends and family members also and also tell them after reading his article you can insult someone through your social media apps and also tell them in this website you can find the best and new collections of all types of Status, Quotes, and Captions for your Facebook, Whats app and Instagram. And Finally, Thanks for spending time with us. Visit again, we will be waiting for you. Have a nice day.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [High Class] Insult Status, Saying & Quotes [ 2020 ] For The One You Want To Insult [High Class] Insult Status, Saying & Quotes [ 2020 ] For The One You Want To Insult Reviewed by Anirban Mondal on July 13, 2020 Rating: 5

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    No comments:

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Powered by Blogger.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    F