294+ Insult Status, Saying & Quotes For The One You Want To Insult

Insult is the best to hurt someone. Today we are talking about how to insult someone through your social media app. We all know that social media is a platform that is used by billions of people a day in this world. Everyone tries to update their Status to connect with their contact list. Social media is the best platform, where you can show off your mood, your love story, your happiness, your sadness, and also your Insults to someone and other things also. Sometimes a lot of people want to Insult Status and Quotes,  to show off their insults to someone through their social media accounts. Because of this, today we are sharing the best and latest collections of Insult Status and Quotes for your Facebook, Whats app, and Instagram. If you want this, please connect us. It also helps you to show off your insults to someone through your Facebook, Whats app, and Instagram. We hope, you will like this article and choose the best one for your social media apps. No more wasting time. So, let's start.

Insult Status

  • Why Are Boyfriends So Gross?
  • Whatever you are, be a good one.
  • Act your age, not your shoe size.
  • Do U Practice Being This Ugly?
  • Boys Always Smell So Bad!
  • Life is great, you should get one.
  • Go be stupid somewhere else.
  • Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
  • Act your age, not your shoe size.
  • You are literally too stupid to insult.
  • Jealousy is a disease...get well soon!
  • Life is great, you should get one.
  • Don’t Give Cherries To Pigs Or Advice To Fools.
  • No need for insults, your face says it all.

Insulting Captions

  • You are literally too stupid to insult!
  • Jealousy is a disease, get well soon.
  • I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.
  • Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.
  • Don’t Think, It May Sprain Your Brain!
  • Your intelligence is my common sense.
  • You’re so much smarter when you don’t speak!
  • Every Fool Finds A Greater One To Admire Them.
  • Don’t give cherries to pigs or advice to fools.
  • I Like You. People Say I’ve No Taste, But I Like You.
  • Your age doesn’t lie. Neither does that face.
  • You loved me but never tried to understand me.
  • Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.
  • I Don’t Insult People. I Just Describe Them.

Insult Status For FB

  • I’m Not Insulting You. I’m Describing You.
  • It's better to alone than to be with losers...
  • Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.
  • I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
  • If You Are Shameless, You Would Do As You Wish.
  • Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.
  • Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.
  • You’re So Much Smarter When You Don’t Speak.
  • My Ex-Boyfriend Just Tried To Boil Eggs And It Was The Biggest Fail Ever.
  • Your lips are moving, but all I hear is nothing.
  • Men Or Shoes? I Choose Shoes. They Last Longer.
  • What may seem like a joke to you can actually be somewhat of an insult to other people.
  • A lot of people say that I have no taste in guys, but hey I think I might actually like you.
  • Bitch Please! You Are So Fake, Even China Denied They Made You!

Insult Whatsapp Status

  • I don’t want to be alone. But with you, I’d rather be.
  • Stop with the compliments that mess up your mind, it just is not worth your lovely time.
  • You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're an asshole.
  • I Love My Girl, But Sometimes I Wonder What She’s Thinking.
  • Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
  • Intelligence is key and you are locked out.
  • I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits... With Someone Who Is Unarmed.
  • People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.
  • Envy me, rate me, bottom line, you are not me.
  • I don’t insult people, I just compliment them negatively.
  • At the very least, I can say that I am original and that is the truth behind all of that.
  • Boy: Does He Make You Laugh Like I Did? Girl: He Doesn’t Make Me Cry Like You Did.
  • Silly Me, Expecting Too Much From People Again.
  • If my animals don’t like you, I don’t like you.

Insulting Status For Whatsapp

  • That awkward moment when you insult someone in a status without using their name and they’re so clueless they like it.
  • I’m Sorry I Hurt Your Feelings When I Called You Stupid. I Really Thought You Already knew.
  • I think that you should have a license for having a face that is so ugly it attracts ugliness.
  • If the currency of the world was brains, you would be on the rock bottom of the chain today.
  • Girls like new shoes more than anything because it fits them even if they are heavy.
  • Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.
  • Calling you ugly would be an insult to the ugly people.
  • I cannot believe that I am actually friends with a loser like yourself, how could I?
  • Do not take any insult thrown at you seriously because it will only make you unhappy.
  • Where did you come from, awwww did someone leave your cage open?
  • I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.
  • You are so annoying; I hate the way your voice sounds like screeching tires on traffic.
  • If I offend you in any way, please let me know so I can do it again!
  • You know, my memory is so good I never forget anything but I would love to forget yours.

Attitude Insult Shayari

  • Don’t sneeze, your brain is so small, it might slip out.
  • F**K YOU!!! Yeah, you! No not you, no, no, you! You with the stupid, surprised look on your face. Yes, you! Nobody else, just you!
  • Your head is so big, you don’t have dreams you have movies.
  • I don’t hate you… I just don’t appreciate your existence.
  • Your head is so big, you don’t have dreams you have movies. You’re so ugly you have to sneak up on a glass of water just to see your reflection.
  • Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.
  • Tell me...Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?
  • Stop talking about things on your status and just freaking say it to me if you have the guts.
  • I think it is nice to see someone like you in a new environment, in a place you do not belong.
  • Go and sell ur EGO at OLX n u’ll realize that it's not even worth a PENNY.

Insult Status And Quotes

Insult Quotes

  • “I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.”― George Bernard Shaw
  • “While there's no 'I' in the team, there's also no 'you', okay? So back off.”― Craig Kilborn
  • “Scott calls Bois-Guilbert 'an unprincipled voluptuary,' which is hard to improve on.”― Richard Armour
  • “In order for you to insult me, I would first have to value your opinion.”― Nitya Prakash
  • “Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot.”― Groucho Marx
  • “Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.”― Albert Einstein
  • “When people complain of your complexity, they fail to remember that they made fun of your simplicity.”― Michael Bassey Johnson
  • “It is a tremendous strength to be able to digest an insult.”― Dada Bhagwan
  • “That man has missed something who has never left a brothel at sunrise feeling like throwing himself into the river out of pure disgust.”― Gustave Flaubert
  • “You are as innocent as a new-fallen snow...on the highway.”― Steve Ulrich, to Jen Gray
  • “I'll be supposed upon a book, his face is the worst thing about him.”― William Shakespeare
  • “Tell me, doctor, " said the patient, "when I stand on my head, the blood rushes to it. Why doesn't it rush to my feet now? "That's because your feet aren't empty,”― Said the doctor. Sam Ewing
  • “Has it ever occurred to you that there might be a difference between having an open mind and having holes in one's head?”― Richard Schultz, on soc.culture.jewish
  • “You," Madeline said, her voice hollow and wheezing, "are like a bad case of herpes, wizard. You're inconvenient, embarrassing, no real threat, and you simply will not go away.”― Jim Butcher,
  • “It's always easier to quote something that someone else said than have the courage to say something original.”― Virginia Frans
  • “Did anybody tell you that you're a few french fries short of a Happy Meal?”― Susan Elizabeth Phillips
  • “If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you.”― Bruce Lee
  • “It is an insult to live in the fear of darkness.”― Sunday Adelaja
  • “Drawing on my fine command of the language, I said nothing.”― Mark Twain
  • “Journeyman stared at Grimm as though Grimm had just suggested that the engineer should prostitute his mother to pirates.”― Jim Butcher
  • “A real man can tell another man to keep an open mind, just after he shot him between the eyes.”― Virtual Assassin
  • “Mr. Attlee is a modest man with much to be modest about.”― Winston Churchill
  • “You see, it's essential that one of us stays awake during the flight [ballon]. So, rather than using the comfortable Virgin seats which we used to cross the Atlantic, we've asked British Airways for two of theirs.”― Richard Branson
  • “Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.”― Dennis Wholey
  • “The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.”― John Kenneth Galbraith
  • “I was asked to memorize what I did not understand; and, my memory being so good, it refused to be insulted in that manner.”― Aleister Crowley
  • “Shaw writes plays for the ages, the ages between five and twelve.”― George Jean Nathan on George Bernard Shaw
  • “Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.”― Johnny Carson
  • If this is tea, please bring me some coffee... but if this is coffee, please bring me some tea.”― Abraham Lincoln
  • “Some think I wink at them when I shut my eyes to avoid their sight.” Kahlil Gibran
  • “I don't know anything about this man. Anyhow, I only know two things about him. One is, he has never been in jail, and the other is, I don't know why.”― Mark Twain
  • “I am fairly unrepentant about her poetry. I really think that three-quarters of it are gibberish. However, I must crush down these thoughts, otherwise, the dove of peace will shit on me. Noel Coward, on.”― Edith Sitwell
  • “Your insult by the ungodliness and injustice in the land is a force.”― Sunday Adelaja
  • “Hurt, he'll never be hurt--he's made to hurt other people.”― George Eliot
  • “From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.”― Groucho Marx

Painful Insult Quotes

  • “When insulted by injustice, face it, stand up against it and demand your right and justice.”― Sunday Adelaja
  • “Some people cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.”― Oscar Wilde
  • “She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.”― Mae West
  • “The magnanimity and sensibility of a lady who faints when she sees a calf being killed, she is so kind-hearted that she can't look at the blood, but enjoys serving the calf up with sauce.”― Leo Tolstoy
  • “How can I be expected to love someone who tries such crude manipulations as bringing me breakfast in bed?”― Matt Groening
  • “I'd sneer and tell him he's got the cerebral finesse of an amoeba and delight in his squint of confusion.”― Craig Silvey
  • “In order for you to insult me, I would first have to value your opinion.”― Nitya Prakash
  • “The only reason so many people attended his funeral was they wanted to make sure he was dead.”― Samuel Goldwyn on Louis B. Mayer's funeral
  • “I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.”― Groucho Marx
  • “I've got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.”― Groucho Marx
  • “By giving us the opinion of the uneducated, it [modern journalism] keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.”― Oscar Wilde
  • “Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them, the rest of us could not succeed...”― Mark Twain
  • “When you're away, I'm restless, lonely, Wretched, bored, dejected; only here's the rub, my darling dear, I feel the same when you're near.”― Samuel Hoffenstein
  • “Women are more balanced than men. Where the most brilliant minds have so far had mostly belonged to men, no women have ever been as stupid as a man can be.”― John Smith
  • “I could dance with you until the cows come home... on second thoughts, I'll dance with the cows and you go home.”― Groucho Marx
  • “I have never considered truth to be an insult; it is simply the truth.”― Cindy Anstey
  • “What white woman, however lonely, was ever captive or insulted by me? Yet they say I am a bad Indian.”― Sitting Bull
  • “Many come to bring their clothes to church rather than themselves.”― Thomas Fuller
  • “Hating something is too much work to do. What you want to do is ignore something. It is more effective.”― Sridhar Ramaswamy
  • “He has the vocal modulation of a railway-station announcer, the expressive power of a fence-post and the charisma of a week-old head of lettuce.”― Fintan O'Toole
  • “Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.”― Flannery O'Connor
  • “The afflicted are basically the majority or only set of people who are insulted by injustice in society today.”― Sunday Adelaja
  • “Some people will insult your intelligence by suddenly being nice or nicer to you once you make it... or they think you have.”― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  • “The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.”― George Bernard Shaw
  • “The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.” William Clayton
  • “You wouldn't be intelligent enough to understand anything that I would be stupid enough to tell you anyway.”― Bill Merrill
  • “No matter how valuable you are and your ideas, fools will certainly play both of you down, so exclude yourselves from the inflammatory environs of fools.”― Michael Bassey Johnson
  • “You know why you hate me so much, Jeffery? Because I look the way you feel.”― Joe Pesci (Simon B. Wilder)
  • “I sometimes think of what future historians will say of us. A single sentence will suffice for modern man: he fornicated and read the papers.”― Albert Camus
  • “Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.”― Oscar Wilde
  • “He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.”― Groucho Marx
  • “Am reserving two tickets for you for my premiere. Come and bring a friend - if you have one.”― George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
  • “From the beginning, it has been a no-no for a black man to touch a white woman.”― Nina Simone
  • “The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.”― George Bernard Shaw
  • “The nature of men and women - their essential nature - is so vile and despicable that if you were to portray a person as he really is, no one would believe you.”― W. Somerset Maugham

Final Words

In the upper section, we have provided a lot of collections about the topic of insult status, captions and quotes also. We hope, you have liked that and choose a perfect one for your insult pictures. 

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