199+ Best Lazy Status & Quotes For Lazy People

There is a kind of people in this world who are very lazy, do not do anything, just eat and sleep. Those who have no dreams. They can never improve in life. They are always dependent on others. We all know that social media is a platform that is using by billions of people in a day in this world. Everyone tries to update their regular status to connect with their contact list. Social media is the best platform, where you can show off your mood, your love story, your sadness, your happiness, and also your laziness and other things also. Sometimes one types of lazy people want to show off their laziness by attaching a Lazy Status and Quotes their Facebook, Whatsapp, and Instagram also. Because of this, today we are sharing the best and new collections of Lazy Status and Quotes, for your social media apps. If you want this, please stay with us. It also helps you to show off your laziness through your social media apps. We hope you will like this article. No more wasting time. So, let's start.

Lazy Status

• Laziness is evil.
• Lazy and I know it.
• Lazy people always busy.
• Lazy people do nothing.
• I am too lazy to be lazy.
• I am lazy and alone also.
• I am nothing with laziness.
• Success is not for the lazy.
• Lazy people work smarter.
• Can we restart the weekend?
• Only lazy people are pain my pain.
• I am lazy but not selfish.
• Lazy people are always cool.
• Keep sleeping and stay in bed.
• I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.

Lazy Status For FB

• Lazy people live lonely lives.
• Can we just be lazy?... Please!!
• Sundays should come with a pause button.
• I used to be smart, then I got lazy.
• I already want to take a nap tomorrow.
• Lazy people produce bad luck and failure.
• Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.
• Whats type of exercise do lazy people do?
• Don't be angry after seeing my laziness.
• Lazy people give free advice to other people.
• People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy.
• I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.
• Boredom is for lazy people who have no imagination.
• I’m off to club bed featuring DJ Pillow and Mc Blanky.
• Lazy people are always anxious to be doing something.

WhatsApp Lazy Status

• To make your dreams come true, you need to start from waking up.
• Today is just a lazy day. So Just Relax.
• I’m a lazy texter. Unless you’re hot, or I like you.
• Laziness is the mother of all bad habits. But ultimately she’s a mother and we should respect her.
• मेरी लाइफ के ३ नियम हैं: खाना-पीना, सोना और WhatsApp![Lazy Status In Hindi]
• I was trained to turn loneliness into laziness.
• I am not lazy, I am just conserving energy...........
• If I would get paid for being lazy, I’d be a billionaire.
• Lazy people are always the losers in life.
• No, I’m not lazy. I’m just very protective to my seat.
• Lazy people are always eager to be doing something.
• When lazy people talk to each other, then they make history.
• Laziness is the first big step towards efficiency.
• I’m too lazy and I like food and I like my free time too much to spend it working out.
• Lazy people are always anxious to be doing something.

Lazy Captions

• I’m a genius by birth, and lazy by choice.
• Lazy people fact #256475125874520. You were too lazy to read the number.
• पगली इतनी भी मत अकड़ की तेरे अकड़ने के चक्कर में मुझे कोई दूसरी पकड़ के ले जाये....! [Lazy Status In Hindi]
• Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. 
• No, I’m not lazy. I’m just very protective to my seat.
• Lazy people think better than normal people. I’m not lazy, I’m on power-saving mode.
• No. I am not lazy, I am just very protective of my seat.
• If breathing did not come natural, lazy people would not even exist.
• A person's attitude toward the right things and wrong shows what they truly are.
• Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
• Being lazy is disrespectful to the people that believe in you.
• गुलामी तो हम सिर्फ अपने माँ-बाप की करते है, दुनिया के लिए तो कल भी बादशाह थे और आज भी....!  [Lazy Status In Hindi]
• I only feel lazy on days that end in ”Y”.
• Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability.
• I can't relate to lazy people. We don't speak in the same language.

Best Lazy Status

• Revenge? Nah, I’m too lazy. I’m just going to sit here and let karma get you.
• Hard work pays only in the future, laziness pays off today
• Success hugs you in private, but the failure slaps you in public.
• Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
• Lazy people are always eager to be doing something.
• I’m super lazy today, which is kind of like normal lazy, but I’m also wearing a cape.
• You know you are lazy when you get excited about canceled plans.
• It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.
• I’m not lazy. Just highly motivated not to do anything.
• तेरा #Ego तो दो दिन की कहानी है, लेकिन अपनी अकड़ तो बचपन से खानदानी है...!!  [Lazy Status In Hindi]
• I'm too lazy and I like food and I like my free time too much to spend it working out.
• Work hard and become a leader, be lazy, and become a slave.
• I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
• Acting is easier - writing is more creative. The lazy man vies with the industrious.
• I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

Lazy Day Status

• I’m not lazy. Someone just stole my motivation. I’m the victim here.
• Lazy people are always an excuse to be doing something.
• He’s so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
• Heart-brokenness is only in the mind, don’t let it go anywhere but there.
• कल उसका फोन आया और बहोत अकड़ के बोली – “भूल जाना मुझे” मैंने कहा – “अबेय पहेले नाम तो बता अपना कौन है तू...!  [Lazy Status In Hindi] 
• I like to be lazy. I do like to be busy and really active, but when that's done, you can be sure I will be a lazy boy. I like to take time and relax and enjoy life.
• I can't relate to lazy people. We don't speak the same language. I don't understand you. I don't want to understand you.
• I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
• Lazy people are always anxious to be doing something.
• I am not lazy. I am just an energy-saving mode.
• People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
• पगली इतनी भी मत अकड़ की तेरे अकड़ने के चक्कर में मुझे कोई दूसरी पकड़ के ले जाये..! [Lazy Status In Hindi]
• Lazy people rules...

        1)If you can't reach easily, you don't need it.

        2) Just do it. But not today.

Lazy Quotes

• “Laziness forces us to search for easy ways.”― Sunday Adelaja
• “Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother and we should respect her.”― Shikamaru Nara
• “Laziness will stop your progress in your spiritual practice.”― Renuka Singh
• “Success is reserved for you if you persevere; it's not deserved by you if you are indolent!”― Israelmore Ayivor
• “The worst mistake a writer can make is to assume everyone has an imagination.”― Andrew McEwan
• “We can work together but we can't just work with each other.”― Auliq Ice
• “Laziness builds walls and fences that keep the mind under control.”― Auliq Ice
• “In cultures like these, entertainment often becomes paramount. When a culture's greatest enemy is boredom, its greatest savior is entertainment.”― Michael Gungor
• “Work was intended not to give a man a reason to live, but rather to give him the means to live.”― Criss Jami
• “Offer the lazy an egg, and they'll want you to peel it for them.”― Lithuanian Proverb
• “There is a great volcano sleeping in every laziness!”― Mehmet Murat ildan
• “When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.”― Anonymous
• “Fate represents the fulfillment of man's expectations of himself.”― Barbara W. Tuchman
• “The morning you wake up doing business is not equal to the morning you wake up praising laziness.”― Kangoma Kindembo
• “Success is not for everyone, but if everyone had a phobia of failure, success was going to be a common thing.”― Unarine Ramaru
• “The laziness level of a society can be understood from the size of their stomach.”― M.F. Moonzajer
• “There is no night in the life of brave, just like there is much rest in the hearts of the lazy ones.”― Auliq Ice
• “A good effort is not necessarily our best. And our best effort is not necessarily good.”― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
• “Work is the law of the modern world, which has no place for lazy people.”― Mihai Eminescu
• “Both teachers and learners go to sleep at their post as soon as there is no enemy in the field.”― John Stuart Mill
• “Kill the darlings in your life. Laziness, wishful thinking, procrastination; kill them.”― Bangambiki Habyarimana
• “Laziness is always your fault. It is the sign that a man has persevered in uselessness for too long.”― Idries Shah
• “Technology never makes someone lazy. It sometimes reveals someone’s laziness.”― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
• “The lazy will always attribute genius to some 'inspiration' that comes for mere waiting.”― Will Durant
• “People may say it is better to face problems in life but I say run if you believe you can run faster.”― khoshdast
• “Lazy people live lonely lives.”― Habeeb Akande
• “Procrastination is my sin. It brings me naught but sorrow. I know that I should stop it. In fact, I will--tomorrow.”― Gloria Pitzer
• “Lazy people tend not to take chances, but express themselves by tearing down other's work.”― Ann Rule
• “I'm not only lazy myself but I inspire laziness in others.”― Marty Rubin
• “I'm a lazy man. With lazy dreams. I need Tai to wake me up, make me vibrate, irritate me. I need my angry woman, my unforgiving friend.”― Ursula K. Le Guin
• “His idleness was his refuge, and in this, he was like many others in [occupied] France in that period; laziness became political.”― Iain Pears
• “As soon as laziness conquers a man, he will completely forget about the value of time.”― Sunday Adelaja
• “Comfort is a stance of avoidance rather than the pursuit of excellence.”― Craig D. Lounsbrough
• “O Laziness, mother of the arts and noble virtues, be thou the balm of human anguish.”― Paul Lafargue
• “But I'm really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake.”― Derek Landy
• “Life begins only after you kill your darlings namely laziness and procrastination.”― Prabakaran Thirumalai
• “Skipping works don't show your laziness, but an ability to do that in a short time.”― Samar Sudha
• “You never know how much you truly appreciate sleep until it’s snatched away from you.”― Khloe Beutler
• “I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.”― Bill Gates
• “It is not the dream of what you're feeling lazy if not, the sleep of exhaustion.”― Edmundo de Amicis
• “It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head, I'm quite busy.”― Anonymous
• “The sluggard does not plow after the season, so he begs during the harvest and has nothing.”― Bible
• “You make name for yourself when you overcome pain, weakness, laziness, and ignorance”― Sunday Adelaja
• “His was not a lazy trustfulness that hoped, and did no more.”― Charles Dickens
• “Inspiration is a guest that does not willingly visit the lazy.”― Tchaikovsky
• “God protects me from the lazy, selfish, and ungrateful.”― Habeeb Akande
• “On days I'm too lazy to rake the leaves the wind does it for me.”― Marty Rubin
• “He leans back against the starting gate like he's in a hammock in the Caribbean...”― Secretariat
• “Hard work is even more pleasing in the rich, whereas laziness is even more disgusting in the poor.”― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
• “We often miss opportunity because it's dressed in overalls and looks like work.”― Thomas A. Edison

I AM Lazy Quotes

• “To a lazy man, every day is a holiday.”― Turkish Proverb
• “I'm a procrastinator and a lazy person by nature. However, I require the laziness for greatness.”― Caspar Vega
• “Leaders exist because people are either too lazy or insecure to take responsibility for their own lives.”― Marty Rubin
• “Laziness is a luxurious mindset that I can not afford to own.”― Nakia R. Laushaul
• “Sometimes, being lazy is much favorable than laboring without a purpose.”― Vishal Ostwal
• “It's easy to make a mess when you're not the one who has to clean it up.”― Criss Jami
• “Mostly, what people mean by love is laziness.”― Amanda Craig
• “Never underestimate the capacity of people to choose the easy way.”― William James Moore
• “Work hard and become a leader; be lazy and never succeed.”― Bible
• “Like many lazy people, once I started work I could not stop; perhaps that is why we avoid it.”― Cyril Connolly
• “She's lazy, so I'm not sure when she had time to build that wall she has surrounding her.”― Darnell Lamont Walker
• “Assumptions are quick exits for lazy minds that like to graze out in the fields without bother.”― Suzy Kassem
• “Yes, of course, I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.”― Anonymous 
• “Progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things.”― Robert A. Heinlein
• “The lazier a man is today, the more he plans to do tomorrow.”― Habeeb Akande
• “Nowadays, our lifestyle is to follow the herd than to use the head.”― Prabakaran Thirumalai
• “Even though I accomplished nothing today the stars still came out at night.”― Marty Rubin
• “I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry.”― Anonymous
• “One excuse could destroy a multitude of chances.”― Anthony Liccione
• “Those who are weak, never suck the blood of the enemy, as it is to be done with strength.”― Auliq Ice
• “Of all the cankers of human happiness, none corrodes it with so silent, yet so baneful, a tooth, as indolence.”― Thomas Jefferson
• “One of the very worst uses of time is to do something very well that need not to be done at all.”― Brian Tracy
• “Shrink-wrapped ideas and prefabricated thoughts are a result of sloth and laziness.("Pret-e-penser")”― Erik Pevernagie
• “Procrastination is not Laziness", I tell him. "It is fear. Call it by its right name, and forgive yourself.”― Julia Cameron
• “Laziness bears the fruit of hunger and crimes, and those who choose the right path are those willing to pay the price.”― Michael Bassey Johnson
• “He that is busy is tempted by but one devil; he that is idle, by a legion.”― Thomas Fuller
• “Knowledge without application is like a book that is never read' Christopher Crawford, Hemel Hempstead.”― Christopher Crawford
• “Laziness demands misery.”― Bryant McGill
• “Zombies weren't the true plague of the world, laziness was.”― Faith McKay
• “The lazy man is apt to be envious.”― Omaha Proverb
• “When you are willing to replace mundane excuses with hard work and your laziness with determination, nothing can prevent you from succeeding.”― Dr. Prem Jagyasi
• “The city is dirty due to the laziness of the citizens in the country.”― Lailah Gifty Akita
• “It all starts with you, and that which never starts also finishes with you.”― Anthony Liccione
• “Now I'm a pretty lazy person and am prepared to work quite hard in order to avoid work.”― Martin Fowler
• “You can't teach people to be lazy - either they have it, or they don't.”― Dagwood Bumstead
• “Stop sleeping, Get to work! You will have much time to sleep when you die.”― Michael Bassey Johnson
• “Laziness is when you accede to the misconception that work is unnecessary.”― Innocent Mwatsikesimbe
• “Bed and laziness are good friends, they often like to hang out late at noon.”― Alain Bremond-Torrent
• “The laziness of adolescence is a rehearsal for the incapacity of old age.”― Idries Shah
• “I've heard that hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance?”― Ronald Reagan
• “Conformity begins the moment you ignore how you feel for acceptance.”― Shannon L. Alder
• “Laziness - The laziness of adolescence is a rehearsal for the incapacity of old age.”― Idries Shah
• “Young, I was ambitious. Now I only want to be lazy and take long, slow walks in the sun.”― Marty Rubin
• “Intellectually curious men become generalists. Intellectually lazy men settle for being specialists.”― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
• “Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.”― Robert Heinlein
• “If there's an easier, more efficient way to do something, trust a lazy person to find it.”― Marty Rubin
• “Folks who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do”― Elbert Hubbard
• “Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable”― Kim Hubbard
• “A lazy person, whatever the talents with which he starts out, has condemned himself to second-rate thoughts, and to second-rate friends.”― Cyril Connolly
• “If you are lazy, then undoubtedly you will soon become poor.”― Sunday Adelaja

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